Move over KS, Fifty Shades of Grey is the new sex manual for millions of couples around the globe these days. We pick the most tantalizing bits from the book to help you out. You’re welcome.

 

Anastasia and Christian start things off in the elevator…

 

“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

 

Our tip: Be a little gentle with the yanking unless your lady likes it dirty. Also, beware of cameras.

 

A masterclass in dirty talking by Christian Grey “Show me how you pleasure yourself … Keep still … We’re going to have to work on keeping you still, baby … Let’s see if we can make you come like this … You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you … I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele … Hard … Come for me, Ana…”

 

Our tip: If you are the wordsmith, the stage is yours, my friend.

 

Anastasia climaxes ‘again and again’ … and again

 

“He leans down and kisses me, his fingers still moving rhythmically inside me, his thumb circling and pressing. His tongue mirrors the actions of his fingers, claiming me. My legs begin to stiffen as I push against his hand. He gentles his hand, so I’m brought back from the brink … I come instantly again and again, falling apart beneath him … then I’m building again … I climax anew, calling out his name.”

 

Our tip: Don’t put too much pressure on yourself, buddy. It’s just a book. Once is a good start in real life.

 

‘The Dominant and The Submissive’

 

“Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap. With one smooth movement, he angles his body so my torso is resting on the bed beside him. He throws his right leg over both mine and plants his left forearm on the small of my back, holding me down so I cannot move … He places his hand on my naked behind, softly fondling me, stroking around and around with his flat palm. And then his hand is no longer there … and he hits me—hard.”

 

Our tip: Start soft and slow. Also, don’t get a catch with all the twisting and turning. Stretching is recommended.

 

Games people play

 

“He holds out his hand, and in his palm are two shiny silver balls linked with a thick black thread … Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench.”

 

Our tip: Yes, yes, and a million times, yes. Invest in the kinkiest sex toys you can lay your hands on. The temperature will soar.