1|We
don't like watching sports channels or any sporting
action on the field. We are just pretending that we
do. 2|We don't PMS as much as you think we do! 3|If you see a woman with a lost look of a babe
in the woods, beware - she invented the woods. 4|Not all of us like children. 5|We don't always look beautiful especially early
in the morning. 6|We don't always have our legs waxed, eyebrows
tweaked and moustaches cleaned! 7|We fart and burp too Just like you! 8|We are not painful shoppers. Just expensive
darlings! 9|We don't always know how to cook. We are just
as bad as you in trying to figure out which pan is used
for what. 10|We are not always into women's lib. We like
our doors being opened and our chairs being pulled and
love our men chivalrous. 11|We have two different rulebooks: one for us,
and one for the rest of the world. 12|Women do kiss and tell just as much as you.
Somewhere, someone is discussing just how good or bad
you are. So beware! 13|We do not like your best friends who are girls!
We are just waiting to get into a relationship with
you, so we can cut you away from them even if we
are smiling sweetly at them. Beware, we just hate them!