Idiotic things Indians ask Salman Rushdie on Twitter
Idiotic things Indians ask Salman Rushdie on Twitter

With his much awaited 12th novel out today, we bring you Rushdie’s hilarious exchanges with some of his moronic Twitter followers

Salman Rushdie, whose 12th novel Two Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights is out today, has more than a million followers from around the world on Twitter. But for some strange reason, south Asians, particularly Indians, feel compelled to periodically ask him stupid questions, many of them in bad English. And they are invariably met with a typically Rushdie riposte — pithy, acerbic, scornful and always funny. Here are some of best exchanges:

 

A misspeller who called him a harami

 

 

This guy mistook him for Santa Claus

 


 


 

Rushdie’s definition of piracy

 


 

 

The grammar lesson.

 

 

Rushdie on his current girlfriend

 

 

He gets asked to ‘lower’ his ‘English’ standard

 

 

On being the best even if you’re (erm) a hat.

 

 

When Rushdie gives you writing tips

 


 

 

When he’s wished for his ‘sister’s wedding’

 

 

He finally loses his patience.

 


 

 

More Nonsense.

 


 


 


 


 

 

When he finally confesses his love for trolls

 

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