Nicole Faria

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Tell us the funniest joke you know.
A teacher encounters two students arguing with each other in class and asks them what they are arguing about. “We found a 100-rupee note and we decided that the money will go to the person who tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” says the teacher. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The girls give the money to the teacher.

The worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
“Have I seen you somewhere?”

The first thing you notice in a man?
His shoes.

Your new year resolution?
To work harder than I did last year.

 

Rikee Chatterjee

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Tell us the funniest joke you know.
An old man was given a jar and asked to provide a sperm sample for his doctor. The next day he returned with the empty jar and explained, “Well, doc, it’s like this: First I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left. I asked my wife to help. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door. Nothing.” The doctor was shocked. He said, “You asked your neighbour?” “Yep,” the old man replied. “None of us could get the jar open.”

The worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
It isn’t a line, but, a message I received recently from a stranger on Facebook: “I’m searching for my friend on Facebook and every time I do so, your profile keeps popping up. So, I have come up with some possible theories as to why this keeps happening: You have kidnapped my friend to stage a ransom. You and my friend are caught in a government conspiracy. You really are my friend and have undergone a sex change operation and are now under your new identity as a gorgeous independent woman. Which one is it? A curious mind wants to know.”

The first thing you notice in a man?
His eyes, his attitude towards women and what he is wearing.

Your New Year resolution?
To travel more often.

Tell us a random factoid.
The sentence ‘The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog’ uses every letter of the alphabet.

 

Katheleno Kense

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Tell us the funniest joke you know.
There is an honest politician.

The worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
‘Wanna go for a ride?’

The first thing you notice in a man?
The way he conducts himself.

Tell us a random factoid.
‘Stressed’ is ‘desserts’ spelt backwards.

 

Shobhita Dhulipala

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The worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard?
“I don’t need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness” And, I fell off my chair laughing.

The first thing you notice in a man?
It’s bizarre, but hands. Also, beard.

What are your guilty pleasures?
Breaking the kitchen down and eating everything that falls in line with my eyes at night after having a ‘healthy’ food day.

Your New Year resolution?
Getting four-pack abs and sustaining them, and travelling to Tibet.

Tell us a random factoid?
I am a trained classical dancer who loves backpacking.