World, we’ve really been sleeping on Uday Chopra’s Twitter account. While Chopra was last seen in The Longest Week (in 2014), the celebrity is quite active on the micro-blogging app. Remember when Joey told Rachel about a ‘moo point’? On enquiring what a ‘moo point’ was, Joey had stated that “it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter”. Isn’t it bizarre that Joey said stuff that should make no sense but they do? That’s Uday Chopra’s Twitter account. Some of his tweets should make no sense whatsoever but they really do.
Chopra’s account also contains some very philosophical tweets. Read on.
I wish I cared about football or cricket or anything for that matter. I feel most of my drives are a way for me to feel something, anything. Ya I’m pretty fucked up but hey I think we all are
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 30, 2018
The only reason I’d love an alien invasion right now is cause it’ll make us realize how much we need each other. It’ll be the ultimate unifying force. Cmon aliens help humanity…invade invade invade!!!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 30, 2018
I feel @Twitter should start new verified accounts for trolls. If u are a verified troll u get a red check mark on ur profile. This will create harmony in the troll community as trolls will have something to work towards and non trolls will at least know who a troll is. Thoughts?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 29, 2018
How many tics could a tic tac tac, if a tic tac could tac tics?
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 27, 2018
Does anyone else feel like any moment now…people will just jump out of hiding and yell surprise, it’s all a joke, we were pulling your leg for 45 years…your life is totally and completely awesome. Welcome to the real world! The planet Shaatzala!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 27, 2018
Isn’t it interesting that we can just string words together and they will mean something, get us to think and imagine and maybe even elicit emotion and then I could do this…foreverness guiles systematically deporting the chains of mice…and it’ll do nothing. Ya! I love words!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 15, 2018
I just invented a word that has the power to end all suffering. In my magnanimity I share it with all of you.
Fehiaeioux: A word if pronounced properly can take away all pain, suffering and sorrow. Unfortunately no one alive yet has managed to figure out its real pronunciation.
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 11, 2018
To all those people who think I’m smoking mind altering substances…it’s not true. I’m naturally gifted with the burden of nonsensity….oh…(googling)…it’s actually a word…well whaddayaknow!!!
— Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 4, 2018
Keep being you, Uday Chopra!
