It’s been years since Twitter was launched, and by now, we would have expected our celebrities to have figured out how to put the micro blogging platform to good use. But alas, some people will never learn. These celebrities continue to post inane stuff, and amazingly, their follower count doesn’t see a considerable dip.
Let’s take a look at the biggest culprits.
Strange but true! But how? pic.twitter.com/rZTY1L1EF9
— Rishi Kapoor (@chintskap) July 16, 2017
Seriously, Rishiji. This holds true for any year. Why are you falling for such things? Even a 5th standard kid will be able to see through this. We’ve made a guide just for you, that you can read.
— Virender Sehwag (@virendersehwag) August 28, 2016
You were a fearless cricketer who could demoralize the best bowler with your shot making ability. However, on Twitter, your fearlessness often results into you posting something painfully lame. For example, in the above tweet, you have compared Lasith Malinga’s hair to a utensil cleaner.
BAAADDDUUUMMMBAAAAAAA !!! https://t.co/z2wevst7w7
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) March 9, 2017
There’s probably not a single actor in the history of Indian cinema as versatile and as tireless as you, but you have this very bad habit of spamming our timelines with retweets. Also, why do you have to use and say something silly like ‘BAAADDDUUUMMMBAAAAAAA!!!’. Read about why we think that you really need to up your Twitter game.
And I circle ten thousand years long; And I still don't know if I'm a falcon, a storm, or an unfinished song
Robert Demachy pic.twitter.com/503Y3i4TFM
— Mahesh Bhatt (@MaheshNBhatt) October 29, 2017
We don’t know what you think, but your tweets seem even more cryptic than some obscure paintings. For example, in the above tweet you are using a quote where someone who is confused between being a falcon, a storm or an unfinished song. Well, our simple answer is that the person is none of these three. He/she is a human being.
Thought for the day . Hmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhh , jaane do aaj kuch mat soocho .
— Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) June 29, 2014
Talking about being human, Salman Khan, you rule the roost when it comes to making absolutely no sense on Twitter. Like we’ve said before, your tweets cannot be decoded even by the CBI.