How Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan Are You? Channel your inner Dera chief with this quiz Post author:Alshaar Khan Post published:26 August 2017 Post category:Humour Let's do this! Have you ever been to jail? Received a 10 year sentence once Punched the principal's son in the face at school Does killing mosquitoes count? Are people willing to die for you? Yes, 30 already are dead Maybe, but my friends would need me to take them to Bali first My only friend is a cat and I won’t let him/her die before me What are your thoughts on consent? What’s consent? Once in wedlock, anything’s cool Duh! It’s most important Have you acted in a movie? Yes, I’ve acted, directed, danced, produced, written, swallowed, excreted (in) one I’ve been an extra on the sets of a TV show once Tried some acting in school, but never worked out for me Do you play any sports? Yeah, only volleyball, kabaddi, lawn tennis, cricket, football, billiards, table tennis, snooker, basketball, water polo…. I used to play cricket back in the day I have a gym membership What’s your fav colour? Neon saffron paired with a neon pink Orange is the new black Black is the only black What sort of hairdos do you prefer? I think Whoopi Goldberg is the shizz Undercut is the only hairdo bro Simple, short Do you like beards? Bearded for lyf, bruh! Yeah, I want one but my girlfriend/wife won’t let me No way Do you like to accessorise? I mean, I sleep with my glares on I won’t mind sunglasses on a bright day No, I don't have the money for it Do you fancy an adventure? I might have 53 world records I want to go bungee jumping/sky diving/deep sea diving in Europe I almost wet my pants while watching Annabelle last night How big a deal do you think you are? I truly deserve Z-Class security like only 35 other people in India Chacha vidhayak hain humaare My therapist told me I have a low self-esteem problem Hit Submit Time's up Tags: dera, dera chief, dera sachcha sauda, gurmeet ram rahim singh insaan, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insan, gurmeet ram rahim verdict, messenger of god, MSG Read more articles Previous Post5 Actors Who Should Get Trapped In Real Life Alshaar Khan The guy you'd gladly introduce to your mum. Writes on sports, travel, gadgets, bikes, cinema and women. Also, five-time World Biryani Championship winner. You Might Also Like Selfie Martyrs 10 July 2015 Sex toys found hanging from power lines in the USA 16 July 2015 Top Five Celebrity Dubsmash Videos 16 July 2015
