What’s better than sex? A lot of things, apparently! #BetterThanSexIn3Words was the top trend on Twitter today and we bring to you the shadiest, most humorous tweets on the micro-blogging app.

When was the last time you slept more than 5 hours?


We see you, ARMY.


If you say so, bro.


So much YES.


Girl, yes.


Where is the lie?


What do you think? What’s better than sex according to you?