What’s better than sex? A lot of things, apparently! #BetterThanSexIn3Words was the top trend on Twitter today and we bring to you the shadiest, most humorous tweets on the micro-blogging app.
When was the last time you slept more than 5 hours?
Sleeping 8 hours #BetterThanSexIn3Words
— tacos (@DonTelle3) August 2, 2018
We see you, ARMY.
— jimines (@ILOVEPARKJIMlN) August 2, 2018
If you say so, bro.
Beans on toast #BetterThanSexIn3Words
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) August 2, 2018
So much YES.
Let’s go eat
I got food
Are you hungry
I bought food
Chic fil A
Who wants food
Food on me
One million dollars
— Dom Dom (@yungdomdom) August 2, 2018
“Donald Trump Impeached” #BetterThanSexIn3Words
— Bridget (@BShopps) August 2, 2018
Where is the lie?
#BetterThanSexIn3Words peace of mind
— Nameless ☸☯ༀ (@ZenRobWorldwide) August 2, 2018
What do you think? What’s better than sex according to you?