IFRENCHKISS

Worried about being a bad kisser? Are you scared that you might be putting off potential partners for not kissing them correctly? In case you need an app to figure that out, here’s one. iFrenchKiss wants to save you from getting embarrassed. But seriously, this app, which probably says more about its users than it does about its developers, analyses your technique as you kiss the screen and gives feedback.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS

ELECTRIC SHAVER



The Electric Shaver app displays a picture of a shaver on your smartphone’s screen with the live camera view as the background. The app even imitates the sound of the hair trimmer, complete with vibration. You can choose the colour and thickness of the hair as well. Another great use is that you can move it like shaver and prank your friends with it. Makes no sense, but exists.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS and Android

PLACES I’VE POOPED



The name is enough to gross you out. Mark your territory with this map of where you’ve done your business. All you need to do is add a location with a ‘Bomb’s Away’ button after you’ve finished your business. You can also go back and see every place you have been. It doesn’t just end here; you can share your location on Facebook and follow your friends to see where they have pooped. You can attach images and rate every location.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS and Android

VIRTUAL CIGARETTE SMOKING

If one of your friends is trying to quit smoking, you can introduce them to this app called Virtual Cigarette Smoking. It displays a virtual cigarette on your smartphone’s screen and lets you pretend that you’re smoking one. You can even blow on your smartphone to make the cigarette ‘burn’ faster. It’s the virtual version of the Phantom cigarette candies of childhood.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS and Android

INAP@WORK

If you want to get out of work, just say something and get out of it. You don’t need an app. However,the idea behind iNap@ Work would make it sound like you’re working while, in fact, you’re actually sleeping. You can preset certain sounds such as clicking, typing, crumpling paper and stapling to occur by choosing options ‘Often’ or ‘Never’ depending on your preference.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS

$1000000

Have you ever wondered how does counting a million dollars feel? Well, this app will easily help you know that. You can choose to count the money in either $50 or $100 denomination. There are different swipe gestures you can use to count the bills. A completely pointless app with a million dollars inside it.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS

IDRINK WATER REMINDER

Yes, we’re the generation that needs a reminder to hydrate. If you suck at keeping track of your water intake, Drink Water Reminder is for you. The app’s primary purpose is to nudge you at a set interval so you’re drinking water throughout the day. You can fill in your details such as the time you wake up, the time you go to bed, and how often you want to drink water and you’ll get customised reminders.

Cost: Free

Availability: iOS and Android