‘Too Much Teeth’: 5 Horror Stories Regarding Blowjobs
All of us have them
We’ve all had them. They are horror stories that you don’t need to hear but should just so you know that you’re not alone. Brace yourselves and maybe, take a seat? Here’s what five people told us about their misadventures with fellatio.
“Ugh, why can’t they trim down there? I’m supposed to be smooth like a baby but they can’t do that much?” – Anita N.
“Dude, the bite marks! Ugh, I thought it was going to fall off.” – Jason M.
“Too kinky for me, bro. He did everything possible and it sounded great on text but felt super weird in person. I’m not even going to tell you what went down.” – Tarun R.
“These boys have such bad diets that their semen is toxic. I felt like I was going to die. You know what, I need to go puke.” – Nazia K.
“It was so pungent, I thought my dead grandma would come back to life.” – Uma A.
