What’s better than sex? A lot of things, apparently! #BetterThanSexIn3Words was the top trend on Twitter today and we bring to you the shadiest, most humorous tweets on the micro-blogging app.

When was the last time you slept more than 5 hours?

We see you, ARMY.

If you say so, bro.

So much YES.

Girl, yes.

Where is the lie?

What do you think? What’s better than sex according to you?